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False Step was a New Zealand Standardbred racehorse. He is notable in that he won three New Zealand Trotting Cup\nraces, the richest harness horse race in New Zealand. False Step is one of three horses to win the NZ Trotting Cup three times, the others being Indianapolis and Terror to Love.

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Elephant's toothpaste is a hot foamy substance caused by the quick decomposition of hydrogen peroxide using potassium iodide (KI) or yeast and warm water as a catalyst. How rapidly the reaction proceeds majorly depends on the concentration of hydrogen peroxide.

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