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{"type":"standard","title":"Branchinecta lynchi","displaytitle":"Branchinecta lynchi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4021102","titles":{"canonical":"Branchinecta_lynchi","normalized":"Branchinecta lynchi","display":"Branchinecta lynchi"},"pageid":12699178,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Branchinecta_lynchi_1.jpg/330px-Branchinecta_lynchi_1.jpg","width":320,"height":188},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Branchinecta_lynchi_1.jpg","width":448,"height":263},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286730135","tid":"726a088b-1ed2-11f0-95a1-28b3e3720a9e","timestamp":"2025-04-21T17:02:46Z","description":"Species of small freshwater animal","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branchinecta_lynchi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branchinecta_lynchi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branchinecta_lynchi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Branchinecta_lynchi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branchinecta_lynchi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Branchinecta_lynchi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branchinecta_lynchi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Branchinecta_lynchi"}},"extract":"The vernal pool fairy shrimp, Branchinecta lynchi, is a species of freshwater crustacean in the family Branchinectidae. It is endemic to the U.S. states of Oregon and California, living in vernal pools as well as non-vernal pool habitat. They range in size from 0.43 to 0.98 inches long. Vernal pool fairy shrimp are listed as a vulnerable species on the IUCN Red List, and has been listed as Federally Threatened species since 1994.","extract_html":"
The vernal pool fairy shrimp, Branchinecta lynchi, is a species of freshwater crustacean in the family Branchinectidae. It is endemic to the U.S. states of Oregon and California, living in vernal pools as well as non-vernal pool habitat. They range in size from 0.43 to 0.98 inches long. Vernal pool fairy shrimp are listed as a vulnerable species on the IUCN Red List, and has been listed as Federally Threatened species since 1994.
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