{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}

{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}

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