{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}